Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Fall Destroys Rare Stradavarius

Another classic BBC Headline.
In the tradition of not reading the associated story, I believe this has to do with Adam's expulsion from Eden. He must have been pushed out just after he started cooking it. Music is food for the soul, and in fairness an apple would never keep the Father of Man going. I guess the border guards are pretty rough. Whatever happened, it was destroyed!
Click here to read the actual article.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Drive to Curb Teen Pregnancy Rate

Headline from a BBC story. I haven't read the story, but the headline sounds like there's going to be a lot of people out, driving recklessly near mini-mart fronts, cinemas and good time emporia.
If I understand it correctly (without reading it), the idea is to knock them over before they get knocked up.