Fall Destroys Rare Stradavarius

Another classic BBC Headline.
In the tradition of not reading the associated story, I believe this has to do with Adam's expulsion from Eden. He must have been pushed out just after he started cooking it. Music is food for the soul, and in fairness an apple would never keep the Father of Man going. I guess the border guards are pretty rough. Whatever happened, it was destroyed!
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