Three men quizzed in relation to cannabis haul

This one is from BreakingNews.ie.

Without reading the story, it seems a new quiz show, whereby three challengers play for cash and prizes, was being filmed close to a cannabis haul... How close is a matter of national security, so the best indicator we could get was that they were 'in relation to' it.

Read the actual story here: http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/mhojeysnqlgb/

Getting Late

It's getting (too) late
to change my ways
to relive days (gone by).

It's getting (too) easy
to carry on again
doing the same things again
and again and again and again
and expect a (different) result

I'm getting (too) drunk
on Friday and Saturday and Sunday and
(even) Wednesday nights
to really make a difference to someone

Someone who (really) made a difference
to me
in me

But thinking about it
is the (inevitable) first step
to step out of parentheses
and put into (real) practice
to do

What I fear it may be
getting too late to do

Gladiators Returns! Are We All Stoop-id?

Gladiators, the hit 90's show is coming back and being presented by Kirsty Gallacher and Ian Wright! I can't really say anymore about this than Bill Hicks said, back in the 90's:

“Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what well tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!”

If you must know more about it, you can learn about it here on the BBC News website

Fall Destroys Rare Stradavarius

Another classic BBC Headline.
In the tradition of not reading the associated story, I believe this has to do with Adam's expulsion from Eden. He must have been pushed out just after he started cooking it. Music is food for the soul, and in fairness an apple would never keep the Father of Man going. I guess the border guards are pretty rough. Whatever happened, it was destroyed!
Click here to read the actual article.

Drive to Curb Teen Pregnancy Rate

Headline from a BBC story. I haven't read the story, but the headline sounds like there's going to be a lot of people out, driving recklessly near mini-mart fronts, cinemas and good time emporia.
If I understand it correctly (without reading it), the idea is to knock them over before they get knocked up.